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[caitcake]

You wouldn't know a beauty tip if it hit you in the face.

[opheliac]

i dont see *u* wearing any makeup, fatcake. i guess nothing goes with ur ugly complexion.

and i cant believe u dont have ANY orange juice in ur fridge. missing out the classic beverage for every breakfast.

[caitcake]

Lay off the drugs and maybe you'll put some meat on your bones so you aren't just a skeleton.

Get the hell out of my house. Your sister is welcome here, not you.

[opheliac]

???? what drugs??? im clean, u moron.
and no. i want to make sandwich.

[caitcake]

Forgive me if I don't believe that.
Don't you have food wherever you're living?

[opheliac]

woah, trying to get personal? we're not friends, kiraham.
u want this orange?
wait, why am i asking u? u dont want it.

[caitcake]

It's in my kitchen for a reason, not so you can simply stroll in and drink it.
I wasn't asking if you had food. I want to know why you're taking mine.

[opheliac]

because its giving me the "oh baby, please take me, im all urs" look. and when something is giving u THAT kind of stare, saying "no" doesnt become an option. so my hands are tied.

dont hate me, blame ur food.

[caitcake]

It's food, it can't give you a look, Jinx.

[opheliac]

thats because ure too posh to notice it.

[caitcake]

Or I'm not neurotic and giving my food faces and personalities.

[opheliac]

yikes. no childhood, huh?
done making my sandwich.

[caitcake]

I had a perfectly fine childhood. I didn't play with my food.
Then get out of my house. Or are you planning on sitting at my dining room table to eat it, too?

[opheliac]

now THATS using ur head. dont mind if i do, fatcake.

[caitcake]

Why did I have to suggest anything.
I should arrest you for breaking and entering.

[opheliac]

but u wont

[caitcake]

You should so sure about that.

[opheliac]

i am sure. no one is knocking on ur door yet.

[caitcake]

it's called bidding my time.

[opheliac]

translation: ure a wimp.

[caitcake]

Two minutes, and the enforcers will be here.

[opheliac]

make it five. take it or leave it.

[caitcake]

Three minutes.

[opheliac]

ill be out by then. so ok.

[caitcake]

What makes you think I'm being honest about that?